{"product_id":"palace-product-descriptions-the-selected-archive","title":"Palace Product Descriptions: The Selected Archive","description":"98%\nEvery good description\nPalace has ever done\nIn one rowdy hardback\n2% some rubbish ones also\nPhaidon presents Palace Product Descriptions: The Selected Archive, the official printed archive of Palace Skateboard's online product descriptions. Since their debut in 2013, Palace's unconventional descriptors - which often have little or nothing to do with the product being described – have earned a cult following, with readers hooked on every line\n\nAuthored by Palace co-founder Lev Tanju, whose inimitable style essentially tore up the copywriting rulebook, the descriptions are full of humour, pathos, social commentary and unabashed opinion. Eschewing practical details, instead a jacket is described as:\n\nTRENDSETTER\nDON'T THINK SO MATE\nYOU LOOK LIKE YOU MOONWALKED THROUGH TOPSHOP\nWITH YOUR EYES CLOSED\nCOVERED IN GLUE\n\nThe more than 3,000 descriptions are organised into 22 tongue-in-cheek categories, including Anatomy, Animals, Etiquette, Philanthropy, Romance and Travel.\n","brand":"Phaidon","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44320261767308,"sku":"9781838665845","price":71.63,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0352\/1187\/0348\/files\/bc5dccd5a8a12d6a71b59a11122881c614493d5cc5ddf5e828ebc4fc69b66f7b.webp?v=1753353645","url":"https:\/\/amanobrooklyn.sbs\/en-ca\/products\/palace-product-descriptions-the-selected-archive","provider":"A.MANO Brooklyn","version":"1.0","type":"link"}