{"product_id":"goodbye-poor-life-choices-greeting-card","title":"Goodbye poor life choices Greeting Card","description":"Here's the perfect for anyone who can't keep New Years resolutions or just that one flakey friend who never sticks at anything.\n\n \nA funny birthday card with a vintage photo of two young women in swimsuits standing on the beach, with one waving into the distance.  She says Goodbye poor life choices, excessing drinking and a terrible taste in men. To which her friend replies I give it six hours.","brand":"Dean Morris Cards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45235966771340,"sku":"DMU 268","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0352\/1187\/0348\/files\/7b6c9ccecabd35652f99bba7e681e288ef6e023b8c9b0fc5d5219cce00a996fb.jpg?v=1764821973","url":"https:\/\/amanobrooklyn.sbs\/products\/goodbye-poor-life-choices-greeting-card","provider":"A.MANO Brooklyn","version":"1.0","type":"link"}